revengeance:

Mom: You’ve been playing that thing for like 4 hours now, aren’t you tired?

Me: Mom you fucking casual

(via ilyapasternak)

 
 

Momma and baby bears in my trees earlier today. This was directly in front of my house, in my driveway. They make an appearance at least once or twice a week.

 
 

grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

(via urdnotwrex)

› LMFAO  
 

Anonymous asked: Are you and your ex gf still mutuals?

nosdrinker:

no she reblogs like Home Depot paint samples and shit

 
puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

(via awped)

 
st3fan00:

Interviewer: “So where did the hat go Bobby?”Bobby: “Straight to the top”

st3fan00:

Interviewer: “So where did the hat go Bobby?”
Bobby: “Straight to the top”

 
dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

(via awped)

 
 
 
 
 

Anonymous asked: can we be best friends - izzy iz

no