• people: watch your language
  • me: oh shit sorry
 
 
 
 
 

awped:

fuck i lost a few followers

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i dont give a shit

 

sexhaver:

much like how sharks cannot stop swimming without asphyxiating, Ricky Gervais will die horribly if he goes more than an hour without reminding someone that he’s an atheist

(via christfuckdotcom)

 
 

awped asked: SIKE aint no one gives a SHIT about rockland except for my boy eugene who is still in the woods i don't believe the police when they say he's been found. he's still out there with a bow and arrow and some flint

LMFAO

 

Anonymous asked: i saw an article about a bear getting close to a girl in the woods and some girls in a car in upstate ny holy shit was it you

NOPE COULDN’T HAVE BEEN ME I’M NOT EVEN UPSTATE

 

Sometimes when I’m discouraged about where I’m at and ungrateful for what I have, I wonder what my twelve-year-old self would say. I realize she’d think my life turned out really sweet. She’d be excited that I can eat ice cream whenever I want and have a movie marathon after midnight. She’d love that I can get on an airplane by myself. She’d be thrilled that I have my own car. She’d be proud that I’m not afraid of the dark and surprised that I’m not so shy. She’d be impressed by other things that I view as mediocre now. It may sound completely silly, but when I look at my life through the lens of my twelve-year-old self it looks pretty darn spectacular. How easily we cease to be impressed. I don’t want to lose that childlike wonder and magic. What would your twelve-year-old self say about you and your life now?

Alla Drokina

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